do u ever catch ur dog watching tv and wonder what the hell they’re thinking about
If a guy ever makes you jealous using another girl, make sure you don’t blame the girl. Blame the guy. Team up with the girl and set him on fire. Do it. Girl power.
#and then date the girl
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*