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daddyfuckedme:

do u ever catch ur dog watching tv and wonder what the hell they’re thinking about

(Source: daddyfuckedme)

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"The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart; and being thoughtful and being generous. Everything else is crap. I promise you. It’s just crap that people try to sell to you to make you feel less. So don’t buy it."
-Source

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senpai-noticed-you-so-he:

tasnimsmentalroadtrip:

If a guy ever makes you jealous using another girl, make sure you don’t blame the girl. Blame the guy. Team up with the girl and set him on fire. Do it. Girl power.

#and then date the girl

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brigette-rose:

catch a falling nugget put it in your pocket save it for a hungry day

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anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

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souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

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dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

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earthdad:

so i applied for my first job today

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lydiaamartin:

*applies for architecture job*

experience: building houses on the sims since 2001

(Source: underdosing)